hmmm_zj (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hmmm_zj) wrote,@ 2004-06-09 16:48:00 |
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Just Some Thoughts...
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
